No one go all psycho on me please?

...first of all, God (YHVH) is NOT a "religious" god ! ...He is a Sovereign, Righteous and Just God and in as much has absolutely NOTHING to do with the FOOLISH "religions" of (finite) mankind ! So may people get caught up in the "religions" of the World and completely miss the Eternal and wonderful message of what God said... Consider reading the Book of John...4th Gospel of the New Covenant; NOT as a "religious" text but as a Spiritual, informative text... to learn who He is and what He's all about... Read it from an Internationally recognized Translation... NOT some exclusive batch of CRAP (translation) by some CULT ! (The CULTS love to alter, twist and skew Gods Word to fit their pseudo "religious" agenda(s) ! Consider the New King James version or the New International version.